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My Birthday
While I realize that this is not yet recognized as a federal holiday, by the time this is published, if my agent is worth his commission, it will be. What will I have done to earn this? Uh…does the gift of laughter mean anything to you people? How about developing little-watched TV shows? What about my work with the folks at the Office Depot over on Broadway and Eighth? How about teaching indigenous tribes in the Amazon rain forest how to dig for fresh water and creating viable aqueducts? My birthday should be a day of celebration and somber reflection, rather than what it is now — a day of mourning or penance.
-David Cross, you are not super-funny, but I like this
